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Ode to the Grumpian Toadies

Once a small Grumpian Toad did feast on media streams

And grew so bigly ringing down bankruptcies and false dreams,

But gluttonous on Reality Shows, smearingly, he strode

With bellicose Ego to rule, wishfully, in tyrannical mode;

Impulsive, contradictory, a pathological liar,