What About the Boyfriend in a Closet and the Biggest Question for Dr. Phil?

“I picture that young living brain in my hands again pulsating to the vibrations of what I think I want to call the Media Monster. A bigger question crosses my mind about how to protect teenage girls from falling prey to this giant clown face with its cavernous mouth feeding off Celtie Selfies, power-tripping them, stuffing them with stuff the crowds want to…